Rollin’ With Mini-Me

August 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Even with all his problems with that horsey lady with the scaaawy teefs, Mini-Me still manages to get the hot chicks. It’s funny that Mini-Me’s lady is making that face, because she’s going to be making that same face later when Mini-Me’s toddler leg is halfway up her chocha. It’s okay, girl. Just breathe and think about rainbows and garden gnomes. Well, maybe not gnomes.

Mini-Me is still no match for me. I’d get with that bitch, but he would have to bring his A-GAME. One leg isn’t going to cut. I’d have to shout at him, “Bitch! Use two legs. I can’t feeeeeel it, bitch! Put a condom over your body and dive on in, because I’m ready to do this!

Here’s Mini with some chick at a Sidekick party last night. This makes me really want a scooter. It would make life so much better.

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