Life Saving Pussy
97-year-old Grace George was fast asleep dreaming of Robert Redford in a hot Metamucil bath when she heard her big pussy yelping all loud and shit. Okay, when I hear a pussy howling, that usually means it needs a little q-tip action. Grace was pissed that her pussy, Boo Boo, woke her memaw ass up, so she got out of bed to beat that pussy down. No, but she got out of bed to investigate.
Grace picked up Boo Boo and was about to throw her outside when she smelled smoke. Grace’s house was on fire! Grace then ran outside in the rain and flagged down a car. She said, “Thank God it was a lady. All I had on was bikini underwear and a tank top.” This memaw likes to keep it sexy for bed times. You know she’s lying though. She was really wearing a g-string, exquisite lucite heels and pasties.
Grace and Boo Boo are safe and sound, but her house is busted up. That bitchy ass fire caused $115,000 worth of damages to her house and possessions. Grace canceled her home insurance 4 years ago! Grace isn’t complaining though and is thankful that her big pussy saved her life, “I’m going to get her a special treat, a can of salmon. That’s $2.”
Grace should raise cash by putting Boo Boo to work! I’m talking about a career as a recording artist. Obviously, pussy can howl! If a big, dirty pussy like Heidi Montag can get a record deal, so can Boo Boo!
Thanks Kath