Willy Bratton For President!

August 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton told reporters yesterday that they don’t have as many problems with the paparazzi since the celebrity “bad girls” of the city have toned down their shenanigans.

He said, If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.” Oh shit! This crackhead is awesome.

That’s probably exactly what White Oprah said about her own daughter, “Oh Lindsay has done and gone gay!

Chief Willy later said he didn’t “mean it that way.” What he meant was that HoHan is now in a stable relationship that has calmed her down. Translation: coochie is like Valium. No wonder I’m such a high-strung, bitter, grouchy, stressed out bitch! I need to eat more ‘gina. Do you think if I put a little hot sauce on it, it will taste better?

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