Heather Matarazzo, star of one of the greatest movies of 1995 “Welcome to the Dollhouse,” is engaged to some ho named Carolyn Murphy. No, not THEE Carolyn Murphy. Although, Heather probably wishes. Heather’s PR whore told E! that the couple have been together for about a year.
The PR whore went on to say that they both proposed to each other, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” That’s not cute. That’s confusing. And why do people still propose? What’s wrong with just saying, “Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let’s go ruin our lives together.”
Congrats to Wiener Dog and Carolyn “not the supermodel” Murphy! For some reason I always thought Wiener Dog would end up with Steve. Dreamy Steve. Clip below: