Wiener Dog Is Engaged!

August 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Heather Matarazzo, star of one of the greatest movies of 1995 “Welcome to the Dollhouse,” is engaged to some ho named Carolyn Murphy. No, not THEE Carolyn Murphy. Although, Heather probably wishes. Heather’s PR whore told E! that the couple have been together for about a year.

The PR whore went on to say that they both proposed to each other, “It was really cute. First Heather proposed to Carolyn, then Carolyn proposed to her.” That’s not cute. That’s confusing. And why do people still propose? What’s wrong with just saying, “Hey bitch, what are you doing later? Let’s go ruin our lives together.”

Congrats to Wiener Dog and Carolyn “not the supermodel” Murphy! For some reason I always thought Wiener Dog would end up with Steve. Dreamy Steve. Clip below:

Tags: Brigitte Bardot, Engagements, Gayelles, Janet Jackson

Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com