With their dicks in their mouths and carrying five loaves of fresh bread each, King Tut and his royal guard were ready for the afterlife. – City Barbie
David Banda’s interpretive dance of “Mommy Dearest” channels the pain of infidelity. – BoyGeorge
Fuck! Jomo! Your cucumber has gone limp! You always have to fucking embarrass us don’t you!?! – Clarisse
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