Yeah, I know Salma Hayek and her sugar beard cancelled their contract, but she still has that “billionaire glow” about her. Nothing is better than going out and spending money on stupid shit. Especially when it’s not your fucking money. Seriously, I can never find one bad thing to say about this hot bitch. Okay, the only negative thing I have to say is that she should be wearing high heels. Rich ladies should only wear high heels wherever they go. Flats are for the poor.
I also can’t get enough of her Pampers commercial for UNICEF. I stop my Tivo every time it comes on. Nobody says “one packa Pampers” the way she does.
Here’s Salma, Valentina and some small person in Beverly Hills yesterday.