Just What We Need

Another reality show! This one is brought to you buy former meth head and new mom Jodie Sweetin. Steph Tanner from “Full House” told People that she’s shooting the show in a couple of months.

Jodie’s husband, Cody Herpin (HERPES!), will also be in it. She said, “We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet. We actually got approached about doing it by multiple people. It was one of those things where we were like, ‘Wow. Let’s totally do it.’ I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.”

She wouldn’t say what the title of the show is going to be, but you can probably take a guess. Let me see… It’s either going to be “The Sweetin Life,” “Sweet N’ Herpes,” How Rude,” or “From Meth Pipe to Baby Bottle.”

That being said, I will have to put my Tivo through more trauma by recording this shit. One day, my Tivo is going to cross its arms (mine has arms) and scream, “NOT TODAY!”