I Miss The Tight Rolled Jeans

August 1, 2008 / Posted by:

As much as Katie Holmes’ tight rolled Bugle Boy straight out of 1990 made my teeth hurt, I miss them. Without them, she’s back to looking like a brainwashed Stepford robot with a creepy husband who suffers from a bad case of dick butter breath. Okay, she always looks like that, but at least the tight rolled jeans were a distraction.

Katie, carrying a cup of hot barley water, showed up to rehearsal for her Broadway bore show this morning. I don’t know why the bitch has to go to rehearsal. Can’t Tommy Girl just upload her lines and shit into her system hard drive?

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