Shia LaDouche is still in the hospital after his drunken car crash left him with busted fingers. I’m surprised he didn’t try and smoke in his hospital room bathroom. I visited my abuelita in the hospital once and some hot chola got busted for smoking a joint in her bathroom. When security asked why she was doing that, she smacked her lips together and said, “Ta. Aye! What else was I supposed to do?” Exactly.
While Shia is in there, he should also have the doctors take a scalpel to that truly fug tattoo.
Here’s a few more of raggedy LaDouche outside of the hospital yesterday. He’s a mess in bloody jeans and a ripped-sleeve t-shirt. It’s an outfit only Kid Rock could love. The slippers are sweet, though.