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August 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Hudson and Lance Amrstrong broke up like 10 seconds ago and she’s already got herself a new bag. Well, an old new bag. Some nosy bitch told OK! that they witnessed Kate and her ex-husband, Chris Robinson, kissing on the street in front of her apartment in NYC.

The nosy bitch said, “They were really affectionate with each other and gave each other a kiss which lasted much longer then a platonic kiss should last — 20 seconds, maybe a little longer. Without going into all the details the kiss was more than just friends. They seemed like something more going on and were very affectionate with each other.”

Without going into details? Did they also finger bang each other or something? Whoever this “witness” is, needs to get laid now. Who stands there, stares, and times a kiss? Well, I do that, but I have my reasons.

Kate is just making a pit-stop on Chris before moving on to her next dude. Her vagina is probably feeling weepy and alone, so it needs someone familiar to console it. That’s what exes are for.

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