A Bunch Of Boring Bitches

August 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Here’s the first cast photo from that “90210” mess. It’s like looking at a picture of stale bread. These bitches are boring as fuck and they look bored too. The photographer should have put a delicious Zinger in front of their faces or maybe a 10″ dick.

The dudes are not hot! They look straight out of the JCPenney catalog. None of them make you want to do sex with a Vaseline jar. Luke Perry and Ian Ziering were pure, greasy sex. Sorry, Brandon Walsh never did it for me. And David Silver was like a pre-pubescent 13-year-old girl in Hammer pants.

Lucille Bluth, what did you get yourself into? And where’s Brenda Walsh when you need here? That bitch should have gotten in Brandon’s yellow Mustang and crashed into this bunch of drips.

Speaking Brenda, here’s a riveting scene where Brenda tells Kelly off for trying to steal HER part in the school play. Brenda is right, Kelly needs a life of her own! “Stab me in the back, I bleed.”

Oh and here’s the first promo shot from the new “90210” of that conniving cunt Kelly Taylor! They should have dressed this bitch in WHORE RED.

Tags: 90210, Eva Mendes

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