I thank the Chicken Cutlet gods every day for not giving us YouTube when I was a kid. This would be me. The FresnoBeehive posted this video of 11-year-old Dannyhott, a YouTuber with a small following, singing Mimi’s “Touch My Body.” He probably has no idea what he’s singing about, but it’s still not right!
I didn’t get through the whole video because the state of the room was starting to bother me. I want to scream at that boy, “Stop singing that shit and clean up!” I also had to stop watching because it was like looking at myself when I was 11. I mean, I would have added some moves to it, but still!
That being said, Chris Hansen, come get this boy!