This robot bitch is only missing a pair of Reebok Pumps, an LA Gear sweatshirt, and it would be like 1990 again! I look at this picture of Katie Holmes in tight-rolled jeans and all I hear is Stevie B’s “Because I Love You.” The 90s were a trying time. Seriously, we would spend forever trying to perfectly roll our jeans.
Being brainwashed by Tommy Girl really makes you do (and wear) some fucked up shit. Katie, stop trying to make tight rolled jeans happen. It wasn’t hot then and it’s not hot now.
Also, I can’t talk about LA Gear without posting Paula Abdul’s amazing commercial for them from the 90s. “I Still Burn Toast…...”