Suck On This!

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

The month of July is all about mammals getting together, sucking chichis and drinking milk. First there was the pussy and the red panda. Now here’s the golden retriever and the tiger cubs. See! Pussies and doggies can get along.

The tiger cubs were born Sunday at a zoo in Kansas, but their skank of a mommy immediately turned her slutty back on her own pussies. This is what happened to the baby red panda too! This is what Brit Brit’s influence has done! Animals everywhere think they pop out a bunch of kids and then go and live the high life. Stupid sluts.

Of course, the tiger cubs were hungry, so Isabella the dog stepped in to help. She had just weaned her own puppies, so she had the milk to give. Some important ho who works at the zoo told AP, “The timing couldn’t have been any better.” He went on to say that Isabella not only feeds them, but she also cleans and cuddles them.

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to see the video of the lazy tiger mommy acting like a shameless whore while Isabella takes care of her kids! Shame on that big pussy!

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