Sam Talbot: Mega Slut

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

My world crumbled into ten million pieces yesterday after learning that Sam Talbot from “Top Chef 2got engaged to some skank who doesn’t understand him the way I do. Thankfully, I pulled it together with a little help from my friends Bartles & Jaymes. Don’t judge! Exotic Berry tastes like nectar from the gods.

Anywhore, after learning that Sam got engaged, a bunch of chicks have come forward claiming he’s the whoriest whore who ever whored. One girl told Page Six, “He’s a dog. He told me I was his girlfriend, and then my friend went to the opening of Surf Lodge and was introduced to another woman he called his girlfriend. There are girls all over with him.

A few Dlisted birdies also wrote me saying that they fucked or knew a bitch who fucked Sam within the past few months.

It makes me feel better knowing that Sam knows he is a hot piece and is sharing his hotness with the world. I bet he’s also sharing the creatures living in his genitals. Hey, it’s a small price to pay and that’s what RID is for.

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