Not Today

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Shit. Here’s a reason to go back to bed, pull the covers over and not get up until Christmas. 76-year-old living legend Dame Elizabeth Taylor is reportedly on life support. That’s if you believe The National Enquirer. They claim she suffered congestive heart failure. Dame Liz’s children were called to her bedside.

Dame Liz was put on life support last week and sources say her condition is getting better. Thank Jeebus! She can breathe on her own now. Thank Xenu! She checked into the hospital on July 15th after a bad case of the flu turned into pneumonia.

She has four children and has been married 8 times.

Come on, Liz! You still have many divorces ahead of you! And just because, here’s that amazing clip of Dame Liz howling at talk about marriage. Let’s howl together for Liz!

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