No, No, And No

“The Dark Knight” is the biggest movie in the history of cinema, so it’s no surprise that there’s already talk about a third Batman movie. Three names have already come up as possible villains for the third movie which doesn’t have a title yet. They should just call it “You’re Going To See This Shit No Matter What We Call It.”

MTV UK reports that Johnny Depp, Saint Angelina and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are rumored to play The Riddler, Catwoman and The Penguin. Boooooring! You might think this is perfect casting, but I disagree. The producers need to give other hos a chance! This movie (if it happens) will make mountains of cash with or without big names.

Here is my plea to the producers:

International Supermodel – Phoebe Price IS The Riddler
The Empress of Lucite – Shauna Sand IS Catwoman
The Sexiest Gayelle in the World – Rojo Caliente IS The Penguin

Too perfect for fucking words. Amy Wino can film a cameo as Poison Ivy. They can change her name to Crackie Ivy. No costume or make-up required.