Morning Wood
July 31, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Who should be dick slapped for wearing these fugly boots from hell? – A Socialite’s Life
This thing totally crawled out of Paris Hilton’s vagina – Gawker
TMI: Whoopi Goldberg has fucked around 50 people – Celebitchy
Broken shit from Shia LaDouche’s car accident is already on eBay – ICYDK
Tori the Hutt is terrorizing Manhattan! – I’m Not Obsessed
Mr. Boston talks ass sex – Vh1 Blog
Fuck you too, John Mayer! – Pink is the New Blog
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