Mini-Me’s Big Lawsuit

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress.

Mini’s lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door with her teeth, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, “When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.

Remember how we’re all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I’ve just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!

Mini’s lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million. Um….how did they get to that number exactly? Was his door made out of diamonds? Does Mini-Me shit gold toddler nuggets? Even if Ranae does all the midget porn in the world, she’s still not going to be able to pay off that debt.

I feel for poor Mini-Me. That giant horsey lady coming at him with her ginormous teeth must have been scaaaaaawy. Mini was probably shaking in his underoos. Mini-Me, get that mean ole’ pony girl! Make her pay!

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >