Mini-Me’s Big Lawsuit

July 31, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Mini-Me is about to file a lawsuit against his sex tape co-star, Ranae Shrider, for allegedly beating his tiny baby ass and causing him emotional distress.

Mini’s lawyer told TMZ that Ranae once picked a lock on his door ~~with her teeth~~, pushed away a scooter that was blocking it, and then threw Mini to the floor. The lawyer went on to say, “When you pick up a 2’8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts.”

Remember how we’re all riding on that bus to hell together? Well, I’ve just being upgraded to first-class air for laughing so hard at the image of Mini-Me getting thrown. Midget tossing!

Mini’s lawyer said that the damages caused to him by Ranae exceed $20 million. Um….how did they get to that number exactly? Was his door made out of diamonds? Does Mini-Me shit gold toddler nuggets? Even if Ranae does all the midget porn in the world, she’s still not going to be able to pay off that debt.

I feel for poor Mini-Me. That giant horsey lady coming at him with her ginormous teeth must have been scaaaaaawy. Mini was probably shaking in his underoos. Mini-Me, get that mean ole’ pony girl! Make her pay!

Tags: Bitch Got Sued , Brawls, Mariah Carey

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