Guy Ritchie Thinks Sugar Is Evil

July 31, 2008 / Posted by:

Vadge’s new album is called “Hard Candy,” but Guy Ritchie thinks sugar kills and is the root of all evil!

This insane bitch said, “Sugar kills. Think of the calories in sugar. Fat kills more people than anything else. Sugar is responsible for a lot of deaths, arguably more than crack cocaine” Cut to Pete Doherty and Amy Wino shaking their heads and saying, “See, we told ya.

You see what eating Vadge’s toxic vag does to a bitch? He’s talking crazy! Sugar, next to dick, is the most beautiful thing in the world. I say this as a take a fat bite into a glazed donut. Take that, Guy! I’m thinking of rubbing one of those glazed donuts all over my no-no hole later. That’s how much I love sugar! I want to have its babies!

Guy needs to get double dicked by a couple of candy canes while a bag of marshmallows dumps their loads all over his face. And you know what? He’d swallow every drop of their marshmallow jizz.

Seriously though, he’s totally taking a jab at Vadge.

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