Brit Brit Is Done With Osama
Brit Brit’s lawyer bitch said that there’s no need to extend the restraining order against Osama Lutfi because she wants nothing to do with him anyway. Osama got moded!
Her lawyer said, “Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama ‘Sam’ Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.”
When Daddy Spears became the head bitch in charge of Brit Brit’s shit last February, he got a restraining order against Osama.
Osama issued his own full of shit statement, “Mr. Lutfi and Mr. Spears have mutually agreed in private that no hearing or order is necessary at this time.” He might as well have said, “She didn’t break up with me! I broke up with her! OK?! Please have her call me. I miss her.”
This means that Osama will have to find another bitch to mooch off of. Miley Cyrus, he’s coming for you….
In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit’s conservatorship will most likely be extended until at least the fall. Daddy Spears’ reign expires today, but the court will review the case this afternoon. Brit Brit will only regain control of her life if she can prove to the court that she’s not crazy anymore.
It sounds like things are moving along nicely. Daddy Spears is still in charge and Osama is gone forever. Now if the court will just grant a conservator for her busted weave, we’ll be all set!
UPDATE: The court has extended Daddy Spears’ reign over Brit Brit until December 31st. The court also left the option to end the conservatorship early. There will be a status hearing in October. BLAH!