What in seaweed hell happened to Gary Dourdan from CSI?! This bitch must be on the bad shit if he really thinks he can pull off a speedo. He could have at least spared the children by wearing a tankini to cover up some of his nastiness. Too much information.
That being said, I’d hit it. Well, he used to be hot and I have an active imagination. I’d have to remove all the mirrors from the room, turn off the lights, blast some Al Green and let him hit it from the back only, but I’d still make it happen.