Who Spiked The Wino?!

July 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Somebody spiked the Crackie of Camden’s cocktail with Ecstasy and Mitch Wino is going to find the culprit! Can I be there to see the look on his face when he’s told that the bitch who spiked Wino was Wino herself? Cue dramatic prairie pussy!

Wino’s rep claimed that her little trip to the emergency room on Monday was due to a reaction to some medication. The always delusional Mitch now claims one of Wino’s friends slipped her drugs. Mitch is currently waiting for a toxicology report, but he’s already gone to the police to tell them his suspicions. They probably laughed until their throat fell out.

A source told The Sun, “He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it. If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.

Mitch thinks that a little E is going to fuck Wino up? You could spike that bitch’s drink with a meth lab and she would still keep on ticking. She pops Vitamin Ecstasy for breakfast along with her Vitamin Crack and her Vitamin Heroin.

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