Two Dumb Sluts Break Up

July 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have broken up. Don’t worry, they’ll both have new sluts by the end of the day. They don’t like their genitals to get cold.

They started dating back in May and Kate even introduced Lane to her son. A source told UsWeekly, “There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things. There is no hatred, just sadness.” No ugliness?! I see a lot of ooooogliness in that picture above.

It’s pretty shocking that they lasted thing long. After three months, her vagina stopped accepting his peen and hit nut started to get weepy from having to look at the same poon every day. Basically, their slut alarm let them know that it was time to move on.

Both of them will have to move to another country, because they have already fucked their way through most of this one.

Tags: Drunks, Kate Hudson, Splits

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