There’s Only One Cheesus

July 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Gazillions of you (literally) have sent me this story of some dumb bitch in Missouri who claims she found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos. First of all, Brit Brit finds Jesus every single time she eats a Cheeto. Second of all, Cheesus has already been found! Last March, a youth minister from Texas found the one and only Cheesus.

This bitch in Missouri needs to check herself, because Cheesus has already been found! Brit Brit is not amused. The woman said she’s either going to put the fake Cheesus into a safety deposit box or put it on display in her home. Classy.

That doesn’t even look like Jesus to me! Personally, I think it looks like Aretha Franklin singing her chichis off.

Click here to see video of the crazy woman who claims she has found Cheesus. She needs to quit with Cheesus and psychiatrist instead.

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