The Photoshop Awards: Xtina For Macy’s
July 30, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
This gets a Photoshop Award because I’m convinced that Xtina was wearing her signature red grease on her lips during the shoot. That bitch doesn’t leave home without it on. The Photoshop whores changed her lipstick color and also toned down her usual shade of dehydrated diarrhea. Hey, at least they kept the possum’s nest on her head.
Xtina shot this ad for Macy’s 150th Birfday. They’ve been around for that long? That makes sense since I’ve been in some that haven’t been renovated for at least 100 years. Xtina’s photo will be displayed in Macy’s stores nationwide.
You know this bitch thinks she looks like Scarlett O’Hara. Scarlett O’Scara is more like it.
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