Sam Talbot Is Off The Market

July 30, 2008 / Posted by:

This is the worst news of the day! Sam Talbot, the dreamboat from Top Chef 2, is engaged to some common skank! FUCK! I just want to run outside, find a turtle, tip it over and watch it shimmy. I’m so mad!

Sam proposed to his Colombian girlfriend, Paola Guerro, this past weekend. Of course, she said yes. If she said no, she would have been institutionalized.

Paola, a t-shirt designer and model, and Sam met last December in Brazil.

Sam told People, “I’m so in love it’s unreal. We got engaged this weekend. She’s amazing. She’s stunning. She takes care of me in many ways. I’m quite lucky.” Obviously, that bitch Paola drugged him! The only crazy ho who talks like that is Mimi and….well…you know.

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