Breaking! SamRo Isn’t Wearing A Hat!

July 30, 2008 / Posted by:

And HoHan isn’t wearing leggings! The earthquake messed with their brains. HoHan and SamRo were back in Los Angeles yesterday after spreading their gayelle cheer all over NYC. SamRo also got some sort of haircut? I guess you could call it a haircut? It looks like a deliciously dykey chocolate and vanilla sundae with NO NUTS.

SamRo is like every dude I effed in high school. They all had hair like that, they all worshipped The Cure and they all really loved hoodies. If I saw her hot ass in a gay club, I’d probably tell my friend “I’m gonna get with that hot dude.” If we did sexy times and I was drunk enough, I wouldn’t even realize that she doesn’t have a penis! That’s some Brandon Teena shit. Okay, I’d hit it even if I wasn’t drunk.

Here’s SamRo and HoHan going to the movies yesterday. They are seriously joined at the clit.

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