They’re Asking The Wrong Politician

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Former Vice President Dan Quayle is reportedly in the running to join the cast of “Dancing with the Has-Beens Stars.

Extra reports that Dan is on the short bus list along with Kim KardASSIAN, Lance Bass, Florence Henderson and Warren Sapp. Al Sharpton has already said he rejected an offer to do the tango.

ABC is seriously asking the wrong politician. Dan Quayle is about as exciting as this post. ABC should really ask Larry Craig. The bitch already knows how to tap dance and I’m sure he has the time.

ABC will announce the entire cast in the next couple of weeks. Seriously, Larry Craig better be on that list.


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