The Wino Is Back On The Streets!

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Here’s an amazingly clear picture of Amy Wino leaving the hospital early this morning in London. On second thought, that could be a picture of me coming home this morning. I wore that same outfit last night. I was also carrying trash bags. Hmmm… What’s in those trash bags anyway? Souvenirs? It’s probably complimentary needles, methadone and catheter bags.

Wino was rushed to the emergency room last night after she had a “bad reaction to medication.” That’s what her rep said anyway. You would probably have a bad reaction too if you took them all at the same time and chased them with bong water and whiskey.

A spokesbitch for the hospital said Wino had a “comfortable night and is doing fine.” Yeah, I’m sure she did. After they loaded up her IV. Lucky crackie.

The Crackie of Camden has returned to Camden! It’s business as usual. She’ll be back on the streets tonight, screaming at the paps, hitting walls for no reason and buying ice pops by the dozen.

Image: Mr Paparazzi

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