That Shark Is Dead To Me

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

On his KIIS-FM radio show yesterday morning, Ryan Gaycrest claimed he was bit by a shark over the weekend. Ryan said he said he went about 8 feet out into the ocean, when he felt a sting. He said, “I thought it was a stick. I wasn’t sure what had happened. I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.”

He said finding the shark’s tooth was like “finding a splinter.”

If Gaycrest was indeed bit by a shark, that shark needs to turn in his resignation and retire. I am embarrassed for him and I’m sure all his shark friends gave him the side-eye for that pussy bite he gave Gaycrest. He’s a catfish, not a shark!

Let’s be real, Gaycrest wasn’t in the ocean, he was in his bedroom. It wasn’t a shark, it was a gerbil. He should call up Richard Gere and ask him what’s the best way to calm down a grouchy gerbil.


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