That Shark Is Dead To Me

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

On his KIIS-FM radio show yesterday morning, Ryan Gaycrest claimed he was bit by a shark over the weekend. Ryan said he said he went about 8 feet out into the ocean, when he felt a sting. He said, “I thought it was a stick. I wasn’t sure what had happened. I saw it swim! He took a bite, and he left.”

He said finding the shark’s tooth was like “finding a splinter.”

If Gaycrest was indeed bit by a shark, that shark needs to turn in his resignation and retire. I am embarrassed for him and I’m sure all his shark friends gave him the side-eye for that pussy bite he gave Gaycrest. He’s a catfish, not a shark!

Let’s be real, Gaycrest wasn’t in the ocean, he was in his bedroom. It wasn’t a shark, it was a gerbil. He should call up Richard Gere and ask him what’s the best way to calm down a grouchy gerbil.

Source

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >