Shia LaDouche Has A Problem

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Shia LaDouche is on the cover of Details’ September issue and he talks about his issues with booze. Shia talked to the magazine before he was busted for DUI.

Shia said that before he was arrested for being a drunken fool at Walgreens in Chicago, he used to regularly smoke and drink with his daddy, a former heroin junkie who lives in Shia’s garage. He said, “We would drink together and smoke together, and it’s just a bad deal. It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.

I think most iconic actors are pretty fucked up, but Shia is not even close to being an icon. And it’s kind of easy to have just one drink. Just make it a really BIG one. Super size that shit!

Shia also talked about the Walgreens incident, “It was two hotheads. One completely in the wrong, one who wasn’t enjoying his job that night, going at it about minuscule bullshit.” No, hobag. It was all you. You being a drunk tampon.

It’s time for Shia to check into a lovely, little place called….REHAB!

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