The parents of celebrity twats are usually way hotter than their children. Shayna LaDouche is the real star of the family. She should be the one in Transformers and Indiana Jones instead of her bitch ass of a son.
According to Wiki, Shayna is a hippy who used to sell brooches and shit in Echo Park, CA. Shia better be treating this woman like the precious diamond she is. I’m being serious. Seriously, I’m serious. SERIOUSLY.
Shayna went to visit her douche son in the hospital yesterday. She told reporters that “he’s doing fine.”
I also love that she carries ten million keys, a dozen key chain finders and a few pagers on one chain. My mom’s key chain looks like that. For some reason, I always feel safe with someone who sounds like Santa’s reindeers when they’re walking.