JLo Needs To Retire

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Some brain dead fools in Hollywood cast JLo in another feature film. JLo will star in some piece of crap called “The Governess.”

Coming Soon has a synopsis for this stupid shit: “The movie is about a professional thief who, in order to pull off a major bank heist, poses as a nanny to the three unruly children of a wealthy widower. When she starts to fall for the kids and their father, she must decide if she can give up her past for a chance to start over.” It’s funny that this movie is about a professional thief, because anybody who pays to see it is getting robbed.

How the hell is this bitch still getting lead roles in movies that aren’t going straight to DVD? I mean, when was her last hit? Let’s go over JLo’s illustrious film career, shall we?

El Cantante – El CanTRASHTE!
An Unfinished Life – An Unfinished Piece of TRASH!
Monster-In-Law – Jane Fonda was in this, so I can’t make fun…NEXT!
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There’s a reason why JLo hasn’t had a good movie since “Out of Sight.” It’s called “acting skills” – JLo has none. She was fine in “Out of Sight” because of George Clooney. Although, I’ll admit that “The Cell” was kind of hot. But it’s only hot if you’re stoned out of your mind.

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