I Will Never Leave You

July 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick have already denied that they are eating each other’s assholes out. But a witness at The Ting Tings concert said the two are practically joined at the crack. The witness told Rush & Molloy, “They were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.” The two also ignored a bunch of flirty chicks. “They were only interested in each other,” said the witness.

Only a foot apart? Ignored flirty chicks? They are total butt sisters!

These two don’t make sense to me. I refuse to believe that if Ed Westwick loved the peen, he would choose a generic ghey like Chace. I know a bunch of you whores produce major panty pudding over Chace, but he’s never done it for me. He would probably scream “OUCH” when getting it in the good hole. Wimp!

However, these two are both starting to look like hipster gayelles. Hmmm…

Here’s Ed and Chace at the premiere of “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2” in NYC last night. Ok, that confirms it.

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