I hope everyone in L.A. is okay and didn’t drop any booze during or after the earthquake. Unfortunately, Wonky McValtrex or any of those other twats were not injured. We’ll get ’em next time!
Anydrunky, it is Shia LaDouche’s lucky day. Although, I’m not sure I should use the word “lucky.” It was determined that he wasn’t at fault for the car accident on Sunday morning. The Sheriff’s office said that the other driver ran a red light and will be cited.
Shia was arrested on misdemeanor DUI charges, but he hasn’t been arraigned yet.
I’m sure Shia is going to celebrate the only way a douche knows how……..with whiskey shots!