File this under: I’m sure there’s many more like him to come.
A Batman fanboy was busted yesterday in Michigan for trying to steal “The Dark Knight” posters and other shit from a movie theater. 20-year-old Spencer Taylor went to the theater dressed as The Joker. He was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property. The cops made him take his mug shot in and out of make-up. Those smart ass cops just wanted to show their friends this fuckery.
This is just sad. You know that boy spent hours in parents’ basement carefully applying his make-up using his mommy’s Bonne Bell black eyeshadow, her Borghese red lipstick and white flour he got from the kitchen. He also spent hours trying to find the perfect outfit from his local Salvation Army and Charlotte Russe.
That being said, I’d dress up as Batman and let him hit it. Or would he want me to dress up as fug-faced Maggie Gyllenhag? It doesn’t matter! Just buy me the costume and tell me who to be!
Source: The Smoking Gun