International supermodel Phoebe Price was the #2 most searched bitch on Yahoo today. FAME! Okay, 80% of those searches probably came from Chicken Cutlets, 15% came from me, and the other 5% came from the Foster Farms chickens. It doesn’t matter how she got there, it only matters that she’s there.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must go search for PP another hundred times. Super Chuck Norris is coming for her chicken cutlets! Wait, I can’t type Chuck Norris’ name without leaving you with a CN fact: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. And another one: Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
And here’s the ravishing Elvira Phoebe wearing a Gucci dress
from the clearance rack at The Mummy 3 premiere yesterday.