More People!

July 28, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, you know those dogs went diarrhea in their shoes when they got home. Anyway, Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O’Connell are expecting twins. Having one baby in Hollywood just isn’t good enough. A spokesbitch confirmed to UsWeekly that Becky is knocked up with twins.

These two have been married for about a year. Last month, Jerry said they were trying to have kids, “It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does happen.”

Everyone is having kids, twins especially. What the hell are we going to do with all these people? Who is going to feed them? Where are they going to live?! This is the reason why I have to wait in line for fucking everything. I wait in lines to wait in lines. It’s fucked up. Too many people! Export some of them to Mars!

That being said, congrats to Becky Romjin Lettuce and her man boy. Seriously, Jerry has a buff man body, but then you look up at his Howdy Doody head and it makes you feel uncomfortable. He sort of reminds me of the boy bodybuilder.

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