LaDouche’s Passenger Is Adrian’s Chick

July 28, 2008 / Posted by:

The chick who was in the car with Shia LaDouche during his drunken car crash has been identified as Australian actress Isabel Lucas. Isabel is currently shooting “Transformers 2” with Shia. She’s also doing sexy times with Adrian Grenier. You know what this means? Curly-haired dick bag fight! And yes, Shia has curly hair. Click here to see this extra sexy picture of him working those curly locks.

Isabel wasn’t seriously injured when Shia’s Ford F-150 flipped over after he made an illegal left turn and got broadsided. Shia fucked up his left hand and it required surgery. He’s also taking one month off to recover.

According to UsWeekly, LaDouche partied at the Troubadour before the crash. Some nosy bitch claimed he kept doing shots of whiskey. The nosy bitch went on to say, “He was dancing around and acting really crazy. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself.

He left by himself? So he must have picked up Isabel on his way home. Boo-tay call!

The NYDN reports that Adrian isn’t happy that his girlfriend was out with LaDouche at 3 in the morning. He has nothing to worry about. They were just going to run lines at his house. And by “run lines” I mean LaDouche was going to snort coke off her snatch.

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