After this picture was taken, Khloe Kardashian devoured that giant Big Mac cake along with everything in its path. Luckily, she spit out Kim Kardashian because she really doesn’t like the taste of sour baby batter and sausage grease.
The Big Mac turned 40 this weekend and McDonald’s held a birthday party for it in Malibu. Only a bunch of busted chicken nuggets showed up for this shit including the Kardashian skanks, Serena Williams and Ian Ziering. I shouldn’t say that about Ian. He’s more like a piping hot McRib with an extra fake bone in the middle.
I’m also pretty disgusted with myself for wanting to eat that delicious looking cheeseburger cake.