Everyone Knows Who Brenda Walsh Is!

Cops should not tell jokes. They just shouldn’t. They should just spend their time eating Krispy Kremes and hawking loogies. Seriously, why is that every time I talk to a copper (and I do that a lot), he clears his throat at least a dozen times. Is that police code for hot gay sex or something? Shit! I’ve been missing out.

TMZ reports that TV legend Shannen Doherty waltzed into a Malibu police station to bitch about the paps following her. The cops apparently had no idea who she was. They were obviously trying to be funny. Shannen told them she was on TV, but they still had no clue. Shannen should have looked one of them in the eye and said, “Veronica, why are you pulling my dick? ” That would have set them straight.

The dude at the front desk had to ask around if anybody knew who she was, but nobody did. Those cops should all be locked up for life. Everybody knows who Shannen Doherty is. We learned about her in elementary school!

The only joke here is the fact that the paps are still following her.