Enough With The Choker

July 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m beginning to think that the fug ass choker Ali Lohan always wears is what’s holding up her neck. She must be taking fashion advice from White Oprah. You know what’s worse? I decided to google “Ali Lohan choker” to see if there were people out there that hated her choker as much as I did. I want to start a group called “Sluts Against Ali Lohan’s Choker.” We all need a cause. Anyway, my google search led me to this question someone posted on Yahoo:

Where can you buy a black coker, like Ali Lohan wears?
I don’t like her, but I like that black choker she always wears on ‘Living Lohan’. Does anyone know where to get one? Links appreciated!

Black coker? She needs to ask White Oprah about that one. This is a bigger problem than I thought! Someone out there actually wants to wear one of Ali Lohan’s black “cokers.” I’m so tempted to write this lost child with, “I don’t know where you can buy a black coker, but I do know where you can by a noose.”

Here’s 45-year-old Ali, SamRo, SamRo’s twin sissy, HomoHan and White Oprah leaving the Bowery Hotel in NYC. White Oprah has that lovely “coke and vodka” glow about her.

Tags: Fug, Rehab, White Oprah

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