Batman Still Rules

July 28, 2008 / Posted by:

I finally went to see “The Dark Knight” this weekend. I was tempted to see “Step Brothers” instead, but I knew that if I didn’t see that Batman shit, some people in my life would disown me forever.

It didn’t make me pass a kidney stone or anything, but it was entertaining. However, the motherfucker in front of me wrapped his jacket around the entire back of his chair. His nasty ass jacket hood kept brushing against my knee. It took everything out of me not to pour my entire orange soda (yes, I’m trash) into his hood. I would have, but orange soda is too delicious to waste on a total dick bag.

I wasn’t the only dumb bitch who went to TDK this weekend. The movie was #1 again at the box office bringing in $75.6 million. It also beat another record by making $314.2 million in just 10 days. This week, it will become the biggest movie of 2008. It’s already #23 on the all-time domestic blockbuster list. It could very well take down “Star Wars Episode IV“as the second biggest movie ever domestically. “Titanic” is currently #1 with $600.788. All this money talk is making my checking account weep.

The weekend box office looked like this:

1. The Dark Knight – $75.6 million
2. Step Brothers – $30 million
3. Mamma Mia! – $17.8
4. The X-Files 2 – $10.2 million
5. Journey to the Center of the Earth – $9.4 million

This totally means there’s going to be a third Batman. They better bring back Catwoman and Jocelyn Wildenstein better play her ass….OR ELSE!


Tags: ,
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >