Surprise, Surprise

July 27, 2008 / Posted by:

The mega dick bag known as Shia LaDouche was arrested on suspicion of felony DUI this morning in Hollywood. This wasn’t just your regular DUI either. This dumb douche could have killed someone.

According to TMZ, Shia made an illegal left turn in front of a car at the intersection of La Brea and Fountain. This caused the other car to hit Shia at which point his car rolled. Or as Brit Brit would say “roled.” Apparently, Shia was clearly drunk at the scene.

The victim and Shia were both taken to the hospital. Shia seriously injured his hand and will need surgery. Hopefully, he didn’t fuck up his jack off hand. Actually, it doesn’t matter. He’s not going to need his jack off hand in jail.

Shia’s passenger suffered a minor head injury. The victim is currently being treated for minor injuries as well. Right now, the police are deciding whether or not to book him on felony DUI or misdemeanor DUI. Either way, he should be charged with being a first class FUCKTARD.

Shia was arrested last year for being a drunken mess at a Walgreen’s in Chicago. So Shia getting a DUI isn’t much of a surprise.

The thing is, I am trying to like Shia, but he’s letting the gene known as “doucheness” take over.

UPDATE: Shia is one lucky douche. TMZ reports that he won’t be charged with felony DUI, but he will be charged with misdemeanor DUI. He’s currently in surgery having his left hand fixed. His female passenger and the male victim had minor injuries including bruises and shit.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >