How dare Sarah Larson show her wax face around these parts. The Robot Call Girl should be in a classroom writing “I Am A Terrible Gold Digger” over and over again on a chalkboard.
It looks like she dyed her hair a lovely shade of bullshit brown. It still doesn’t hide the fact that she has failed at life! She was well on her way to becoming my newest hero and she shattered my dreams!
Anyway, Robot Call Girl hosted a party at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night. She told People that she’s loving the single life and not dating Jason Statham despite the rumors, “It’s working for me. I’m staying single. I’m not dating anyone right now. I’ve been focusing a lot on work and things are going very well.” Translation: Robot Call Girl’s agency knows she fucked up, so they aren’t sending her out anymore.
Here’s some pics of Robot Call Girl looking like an Asian robot call girl at Tao on Friday night.