Godfather Bono

July 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Saint Angelina and her eternal slave boy, Brad Pitt, have apparently chosen Bono to be the godfather of their twin messiahs. After the the golden twins entered the world, Brangelina spent the week at Bono’s place in the South of France. That’s where they asked him to be the godfather and he immediately accepted. Please, Saint Angelina didn’t ask. She gave him a cunty look and he somehow knew exactly what she meant. Bono then immediately got on his knees and bowed before the messiahs. He vowed to serve them for the rest of his life.

A source told The Mirror, “They have been friends for years. Brad is a massive U2 fan and told Bono how much he admired him when they were introduced at a party a few years back. Since then, they’ve become very close, which Brad is thrilled about. Angelina is inspired by Bono’s humanitarian work and gets on with his wife Ali Hewson. Ali’s given Angelina some clothes from her ethical clothing range Edun.”

Angie Jo wants to ask Jenny Shimizu to be her twins’ godmother, but Brad hasn’t agreed yet. Jenny Shimizu?! The source got it all wrong. Angie probably wants to ask Jenny ANISTON, but only to fuck with her some more. Angie is going to make Maddox call Jenny and say, “Holla J-Ass. It’s moi. Guess what? It’s your lucky day. My beloved mommy wants you to be the chosen twins godmother. It’s going to be a theme ceremony. The theme is….GOT YOU AGAIN, BITCH! Blehehehehe!

And I refuse to believe Bono is going to be the twin messiahs’ godfather. GOD himself is going to be their godfather. Duh.

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