Why Bother Seeing The Dark Knight?

July 26, 2008 / Posted by:

I still haven’t seen “The Dark Knight” yet. I know. If I don’t see that shit by the end of this weekend, a warrant will be issued for my arrest. I’m pretty sure you’re breaking some kind of law if you don’t see this movie. Anyway, why should I bother seeing it when I’ve already seen Danity Kane’s comic-book inspired video for “Bad Girl.

As much as I love the raggedy cotton ball known as Aubrey O’Day, this shit is bootleg. It looks like it was paid for with blowjobs and El Pollo Loco gift certificates. This shit also looks like porn. The porn version of Batman. Let’s call it “Scatman” or “The Dark Niner.”

Aubrey also needs to change the lyric “look at my eyes covered in Maybelline” to “look at my eyes covered in Maybelline, tar, molasses and crow feathers.”

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