Earlier this week, Balthazar Getty stated the obvious by announcing he has split up with his wifey after he was caught being slutty with Sienna Miller. TMZ reports that Balthazar has been e-mailing with estranged wifey, Rosetta, and saying shit like, “I love you.” Sienna probably already dumped his ass. Married men aren’t fun anymore when their separated from their wives. Kind of kills the thrill. Hollywood wives better put a dick belt on their husbands because Sienna is cumming for them!
A source claims that even though Balthazar’s pepaw is a billionaire, he hasn’t seen any of the family money. Rosetta supported his ass until he got the “Brothers & Sisters” job.
What is the point of being married to a Getty if you’re not bathing in $100 bills every night? I mean, Balthazar is hot and everything, but he looks like he has an “innie” and I’m not talking about his belly button.
Rosetta better not take his skeezer ass back! Instead, she should make him think that if he does a bunch of shit for her, she’ll take him back. She should make him videotape himself shutting a desk drawer on his peen. Or make him use his urethra as a mouth to say, “My name is Little Balthazar and I am stupid, fugly, piece of trash who ruins lives.” I do that shit in the bathtub when I’m bored. Don’t judge!