Move Over, Michelle Duggar

July 26, 2008 / Posted by:

This is Alexandru Ionce and his wifey Livia from Canada. The welcomed their 18th child, a girl, into this cruel world last Tuesday. Yes, 18th. Ten plus eight. Michelle Duggar has some serious competition. Michelle is currently knocked up with her 18th.

44-year-old Livia’s 17 other kids range in age from 20 months to 23 years old. 10 girls and 8 boys. None of them were twins and all except one were born naturally. Livia’s got the Hoover Dam of coochies.

Livia said that they had hoped their 18th kid was girl, so things would be even. They aren’t sure if they are going to keep having kids. Alexandru said, “We just let God guide our lives, you know, because we strongly believe life comes from God and that’s the reason we did not stop the life. We let life come.” Oh, I bet you did. Who knew that such an elf of a man could have such powerful spermies.

Alexandru works in the construction industry and Livia stays home with their fifty five million kids. They should put all those kids to work. Sweat shop! I’m sure Walmart would hook them up.

After giving birth to 17 babies naturally, I’m sure labor is a breeze. Livia doesn’t even need to push. The baby just stands up and walks out of her vagina like nothing.

Below is an itty bitty picture of Alexandru, Livia and their 17 kids. Their kids’ names are (are you ready?): Ioana, Alexandra, Anca, Adrian, Raluca, Alex, Lidia, Timothy, Sefora, Otniel, Miriam, Simion, David, Aaron, Naomi and Filip. Their newest kid’s name is Abigail. I hope they make their kids wear name tags because their brains are going to explode trying to remember all those names.

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